Jobs

If I weren't a librarian....

Here are some occupations I know I wouldn't choose (in no particular order):

1. Dog/cat food taster - I can sum this up in one word... ewww.
2. Mortician or Coroner - can't deal with touching dead people.
3. Taxidermist - again, that dead factor.
4. Crime scene cleaner - it would give me nightmares.
5. Slaughter House worker/poultry processor - do you really need an explanation?
6. Anatomy Lab Instructor - (Sorry Les) again, that dead factor. Creepy, creepy.
7. Plumber - not after what I've seen what they have to do.
8. U.S. President - way too much stress.
9. Prison guard/warden - do you really need an explanation?
10. Sweatshop worker - I like to sew, but let's be realistic.

Here are some occupations I would choose (in no particular order):

1. Pharmacist - sorting and counting little things... call me weird... or autsitic.
2. Mythbuster - Adam & Jamie are so cool.
3. Video game tester - dude!
4. Math teacher - okay, I'm busted. I love math.
5. Accountant - again, that math thing.
6. Meteorologist - weather fascinates me.
7. Professional Cribbage Player - get paid for it? Hell yeah!
8. Craft Store Owner - I'd sell cool stuff.
9. Personal Shopper - have money, will spend.
10. Librarian - hey, it's inevitable. ;)