Scene: In the car on the way home from Grandpa's house.
Pete and I are talking about how expensive groceries are and what coupons I used this morning at Publix.
Me: The most expensive thing I bought was that candy (for Booing* someone at work)
Pete: Really?
Me: Yeah
Sarah: What candy? (her innate candy detector is always alert)
Me: Candy? Huh?
Sarah: What candy?
Me: Oh, it's icky candy. The kind of candy little kids don't like. It's made of rocks and sticks.
Pete: Yeah. And worms and bugs and mud and bits of grass.
Me: And dirt and cow patties.
Pete: Oh the horror! Cow patties!
Sarah: No it isn't!
Me: Do you know what cow patties are?
Sarah: Yes! Cow poo!
Pete: How do you know that?
Sarah: I just do.
Pete: Would you eat cow patties?
Sarah: Ewww! No!
Cloosty: I would eat a cow patty!
The three of us burst into laughter.
Pete: You like cow poo?
Cloosty: Naw! Not cow poo!
We start talking about buffalo poo aka buffalo chips
Sarah: I like chips!
Pete: You like buffalo chips?
Sarah: No! Those are poo! I like regular chips! What are they made of?
Me: Potato chips? Potatoes.
Pete: Or corn.
Cloosty: I like chips, too!
Pete: You like buffalo chips?
Cloosty: Yeah!
Pete: But they're made of poo! You would eat poo?
Cloosty: Yeah! It's made of yummy poo!
We all burst into laughter again.
Ahhh... the memories we'll have. ;)
*Booing = secretly giving presents of candy and cute Halloween crap to people at work. Normally, at our office at least, when you get booed, you have to reciprocate to 2 other people.