Dinnertime Conversation

Scene: The family is sitting at the dinner table, enjoying a home-cooked meal. Mommy is wearing a Faded Glory T-shirt with a distressed US flag in the shape of the country on it.

Cloosty: (pointing to my shirt) Mommy, you broke your American flag?
Me: No, it came like that.
Cloosty: You want another one?
Me: Do you have another one?

He starts to grunt, reaching under his bottom.

Cloosty: Yeah.
Me: Do you have one in your butt?
C: Yeah (grunting)
Daddy: You have American flags in your butt?
C: (with a hug grin) Yeah! Ta-da! (Lifts up an empty hand, but there is a pretend American flag in it). Here you go, Mommy.

Ahhh... such clean family fun at the dinner table.