Knock Knock Jokes
Scene: On the way home from school. Sarah and Cloosty are in the back and Sarah decides to play knock knock jokes.
Sarah: Knock knock?
Cloosty: Who's there?
S: Orange banana head.**
C: Orange banana head who?
S: I'm in your ice cream, don't eat me!
Riotous cackling from the peanut gallery.
S: Knock knock?
C: Who's there?
S: Banana peel.
C: Banana peel who?
S: It's in your garbage can - peeeee youuuuuu! It's stinky!
Uproarious laughter from the peanut gallery.
C: Knock knock?
S: Who's there?
C: You're a stinky banana head!
(Obviously, he hasn't perfected the finer points of knock knock jokes)
Wild cackling ensues, no less.
**The "orange banana head" stems from the "Orange you glad I didn't say banana?" knock knock joke.
Sarah: Knock knock?
Cloosty: Who's there?
S: Orange banana head.**
C: Orange banana head who?
S: I'm in your ice cream, don't eat me!
Riotous cackling from the peanut gallery.
S: Knock knock?
C: Who's there?
S: Banana peel.
C: Banana peel who?
S: It's in your garbage can - peeeee youuuuuu! It's stinky!
Uproarious laughter from the peanut gallery.
C: Knock knock?
S: Who's there?
C: You're a stinky banana head!
(Obviously, he hasn't perfected the finer points of knock knock jokes)
Wild cackling ensues, no less.
**The "orange banana head" stems from the "Orange you glad I didn't say banana?" knock knock joke.
