Sarah has a definite crush on her P.E. teacher, who she calls Ko-Chon. Usually, when I pick her up from school, he's sitting in the office. Sarah will race down the hall to the "green mountain," or the drinking fountain with the green steps, and rush into the office to see him.
"Ko-Chon! Ko-Chon!" she calls.
He's a very nice man, great with kids (has two of his own around Sarah & Christopher's ages) and is kinda cute. He doesn't mind at all that Sarah wants to chat his ears off. And he's very willing to answer all the "Why?" questions she throws at him. :)
So, are you wondering if his name is really Ko-Chon?
I had NO idea what she was saying. My first thought was some Kung-Fu term. My second thought was "whatever." Hehehe. One day when she told me she just HAD to tell Ko-Chon something, I said to him, "You know, she calls you Ko-Chon." He smiled and said, "I've been called all kinds of things." A few minutes later another parent came up to the office and said, "Hi Koch-on."
AHA! I mentally smacked myself. He's the frickin' P.E. teacher! He's a COACH! DUH!
So, Coach..... Hawn! Right? Maybe?
The sad thing is is that he actually told me his name the first week of school! *He* remembered Sarah's name after the first day. I did remember his first name: Adam. His last name? I wasn't *too* sure that it was Hawn. Hell, I'm lucky if I can remember what planet I live on.
Well, last night we went to a Montessori Philosophy meeting at the school. They had a babysitting service set up in the gym. As Sarah, Christopher and I approached the doors I espied a rather large sign in the window which said "COACH YOUNG."
"Oh!! It's coach YOUNG! Not Ko-Chon," I told Sarah.
"No, Mommy. It's Ko-Chon!"
Yeah, well... whatever. At least I don't feel like a moron anymore.