Hocus Pocus!
Last night we watched some of the lunar eclipse. I told Sarah that the earth was going to pass between the sun and moon. Heh, well she looked at me like I was nuts. So instead I said that the moon was going to disappear and then come back.

"Oh, a BIG witch is going to make it disappear!" Hey, made perfect sense to her. Gosh, Mommy. Don't you know anything?